imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
IMAGINE BEING ATTRACTIVE LIKE HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things
do you ever
do you ever just have
that one class
that one freaking class
that just depresses you when you think about it because
oh god you hate it so much